Sorry for the distinct lack of updates on Wendy. We have been really busy and she hasn't been saying much lately.
Last weekend the craigslist freeloaders came in voracious and shark-like. They fed off her in a gruesome and unholy frenzy. They left big holes in her sides, and scattered her parts all over the lawn and driveway. It was a terrible, terrible scene. When it was over, Wendy was reduced to the size of a few old washing machines.
But, she survived.
This weekend has been much slower. She had a couple bad dates, but nothing to write home about. She has been showering regularly due to our rainy weather. Yesterday I put some of her unused parts out behind the garage.
She's getting down to her last few hundred pounds. I think it will not be long now.
I'll keep you posted.
1 comment:
Looks like she's lost a few hundred sizes, I'd say she's down to about a 64. A loss that big should be good for ole Wendy's beaten up ego.
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