OUT ON THE TOWN
Act I
Scene I
[Cozy but drafty pub on Woodward Avenue. Old warehouse with high ceilings and highly varnished wooden floors. Second floor with a nice view down darkening Woodward. A guy and his pretty wife are sitting at a booth having micro-brews and eating better-than-average bar food. They are ready to move on to their next adventure but the waitress is nowhere to be seen with the check. A mid-90's alternative rock song plays in the background, something by Collective Soul.]
Dave, getting a little anxious: "Where is that waitress with the big butt and smooth skin?"
Heather: "Smooth skin?"
Dave: "Yes, and big butt."
Heather: "Smooth skin?
Dave: "Y....yes."
Heather: "You noticed her skin?"
Dave: "Yes....er...um...and her big butt?"
[The big butt is irrelevant to the issue, and is summarily dismissed by Heather. It's the skin that matters here...]
Heather: "The big butt is out there for anyone to see, but you really have to look hard to see that she has smooth skin. I would rather have you say she had nice boobs."
Dave: "She reached her arm right in front of me, and I saw her skin! Big deal. Besides, she doesn't have nice boobs..."
[Guys. We never learn, do we?]
1 comment:
Skin is personal! You really have to pay attention to notice someone's skin, thats all I'm saying:) HB
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