Showing posts with label Jealousy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jealousy. Show all posts

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Mug Shot


The scene: typical boring engineering meeting. I'm propped up at the table Friday, hoping the coffee takes hold fast. My boss is staring at my coffee mug, which bears a likeness of a crayon drawing that Zach did. The mug was a gift from him, something the school had made. It's a nice drawing, a nice house nestled in colorful hills, blue skies above.

All of a sudden, my boss interrupted the meeting and said "That's the kind of art I like, wanna sell it to me?"

We all laughed.

He wasn't kidding.

He then asked if this was the only copy of the mug that I had.

"Um, yes. My son gave it to me as a gift."

"Can you get another one?"

"No, I think I have the original drawing though", I said, even though I was pretty sure the mug company had kept it.

"Can you sell it to me, or make a print?"

My boss wants a print of my son's crayon drawing of a house and mountains on a mug? This is new to me. I've never seen or even heard of this happening before.

He kept eyeing the mug jealously, all through the meeting.

I now know where to look for it if it should disappear one day.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Wide And Fast Glass


The enigmatic photographer known alternately as Fergus McCool, Dennis McDowell, Ein Horn, and Vigo Huhnerdrosseler has acquired a most awesome new lens. This newest object of my jealousy is a fast and wide beauty known as the Canon 16-35mm f/2.8L USM. Despite pressure, veiled threats, and offers of candy, I don't think he's going to loan it to me for my reunion this year. Which is a shame, because I would certainly do so for him :)

So, Fergus, during the week of my reunion, look up at that dust-covered lens sitting on top of your fridge and picture the wonderful Rocky Mountain landscapes, majestic clouded skies, and cool-flowing streams that could be passing through it, and think of me.