Have you ever found yourself on the same bathroom schedule as a co-worker? Today I have noticed that the periodicity of my urges lines up with a guy from the set of cubes immediately west of me; I have seen him in the bathroom every time I have had to go today.
I'm drinking a lot of coffee nowadays and I'm pretty sure he does too. Which means we probably have pretty close to the exact same bladder size, give or take a few milliliters.
Either that or he's following me around.
Yikes. Personally, I prefer my "bladder-size" theory.
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When I was pregnant, I was on the same bathroom schedule as pretty much everyone!
That's because you were in the bathroom ALL the TIME! And maybe, Dave's bladdermate is in there all the time, too. Hmmm.
Okay, I can't figure out if this is TMI, or really funny.
I decided. It's really funny.
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