On Schedule

This is happening again today and it's kinda creeping me out. Different bladder-volume twin this time though, so that's good at least.

Bladdermates

Have you ever found yourself on the same bathroom schedule as a co-worker? Today I have noticed that the periodicity of my urges lines up with a guy from the set of cubes immediately west of me; I have seen him in the bathroom every time I have had to go today.

I'm drinking a lot of coffee nowadays and I'm pretty sure he does too. Which means we probably have pretty close to the exact same bladder size, give or take a few milliliters.

Either that or he's following me around.

Yikes. Personally, I prefer my "bladder-size" theory.