Wendy

Our woodchip pile now officially has a life of its own. At some point during this adventure it acquired a name too: Wendy The Woody Mammoth.

With all this sweat and work, Wendy has lost some weight. I estimate hundreds and hundreds of pounds, maybe enough to fit into that size 1600 dress now. And with the fermentation, she's steaming hot, looking good, and ready to start spreading herself around.

In light of that, she's online now. We put her on Craigslist. I think of it as a sort or electronic dating service for giant woodpiles. We're trying to get her married off.

God help us if she ever has children.