"The Beast" has departed Bloomington California, headed straight for Michigan and leaving a trail of death and destruction in its wake. It's eating through villages and small towns, schools and grocery stores. Anything that stands in its way. I've even heard tell of a miniature golf course falling prey to it.
So please, hide your children and grandparents, and keep the dog indoors, until you hear from me that "The Beast" is safely in its cave at my house running Photoshop and sending emails.
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