Most people don't know that I smoke cigars. This is probably because I do it so infrequently: typically once a year at reunion I have a couple, and (very) occasionally with my buddy Howard at a long lunch.
Because of these long periods of non-smoking, and because I have generous friends, I have accumulated a rather large collection of cigars at home. I keep them in a humidifier but I rarely remember to add more water so my cigars tend to be very dry and crunchy, and quite possibly dangerously flammable.
Howard says they are like smoking Ramses II.
