Genius

I'm sitting here in the Apple Store, drooling over all the cool new shiny stuff. It's no wonder this company is like Midas. Everything they make is a piece of art. This MacBook Pro I'm typing on right now is like a Steinway. I can't think of a thing I would improve on this computer, and I'm very picky. Yeah, it costs more than a plastic Dell, but OMG there is no comparison. It's like a different thing altogether, with its unibody aluminum frame, multi-touch trackpad (4-finger gestures!) and high gamut display, everything looks like candy and feels solid as stone.

This place is hopping at 8:45AM. There is a large group of deaf people taking a class on how to publish websites with an Apple teacher that knows sign language! No shit! And several very pretty young rich wives are in here taking private lessons on how to use iTunes. Yeah, that software that anyone can learn in five minutes. I guess they need to have something to spend their money on. "Ok, maam, one more time...a playlist is kindof like a..."

Open For Business

You may recall Howard's retirement photo from last week. Well, not one to rest on his laurels, or any other fleshy part of his body, Howard got right to work with the business of having fun. He traded in the old PC for a shiny new Mac, dumped the binders and papers for some cigars and tequila, and now he's ready to roll.