Showing posts with label Getting Wood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Getting Wood. Show all posts

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Popsicle Sticks


There are two kinds of roller coaster people: those who like wooden coasters and those who like steel coasters.

I myself am a steel coaster guy. They are faster, smoother, can turn sharper, and are much more structurally sound.

Take a look at this wooden section of Gemini. Does this look safe to you? To me it looks like a group of kids built it at summer camp out of popsicle sticks. It's almost ridiculously complex because wood isn't very strong and therefore needs gobs of structural redundancy.

Think: House of Cards.

I was standing under the wooden Mean Streak once, waiting in line, and was almost struck in the head by a huge bolt that fell off the structure somewhere high up in the rafters of the thing. My entire ride I wondered what function that bolt had abandoned, and which two pieces of wood that were previously tight were now loose.

Yes, wooden coasters have a certain roughness, a kind of visceral authenticity that modern steel coasters lack. But if I am going to free-fall 300 feet while riding a coaster, I want it to be by design, and not because an old termite-weakened timber snapped at the wrong time.