There is an old man with a funny hat who walks down our street many times a day. We see him all the time, at all hours, walking by with that ear-flap-enabled hat on, like a man on a mission. We've gotten him to wave several times, but usually he just likes to mosey along undeterred.I have calculated that if our house is ever burglarized, there is an 86.4% probability that he will be a witness.
