When 55 Isn't Fast Enough

Happy 60th birthday to my twin bros Mike & Mark! You guys both look much younger. And seeing as the oldest humans top off at about 120, your lives are only half over!

Get Ready For The B-Cars

This latest gas crunch has sent an unambiguous message from customers to all the car companies: "I want my MPG".

Soon we will be swamped with tiny cool little rides like this Ford Ka. You'll be wrapped in a sexy skin and getting up to 60 MPG as you cruise around in this baby.

Why let Europeans have all the gas-sipping fun? And besides, you can probably find a spot just about anywhere to park this thing.

You might get a little nervous driving around a Hummer I guess, but how many of those will be left on the road a few years from now?