Cape Trafalgar, Spain
LOOKOUT: "Capitaine! There is a British warship on the horizon, headed
our way!"
CAPITAINE: "Bring me my red shirt!"
LOOKOUT: (gets shirt for Capitaine, which he dons)
[Battle ensues, and drags on for the whole day, none of the ship's crew
being lost, and the enemy ship is turned away]
LOOKOUT: "Capitaine...I must ask, why the red shirt?"
CAPITAINE: "Because if I were to be shot in battle, I do not want my
crew to see my blood. It would demoralize them"
LOOKOUT: "Ahh! Amazing! And brave!"
[The next day]
LOOKOUT: "Capitaine! There is a whole fleet of British warships on the
horizon, headed our way!"
CAPITAINE: "Bring me my brown pants!"
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