Yesterday was the day we recorded the stories of Brian's co-worker, this guy. I can definitively say that I'm not disappointed.
There was dismemberment and death, runaway tractors and cowboy boots. Even the tale of the amorously fractured pelvis of an unfortunate girlfriend. Yes, we recorded every gory detail in High Definition, using two cameras and some 45 Gigabytes of flash cards.
I am purposely not mentioning the name of this fellow out of respect for his privacy, I called him "Kenny" previously, because he seems to share a propensity for accidents with a certain South Park character, but that is not his real name. He has a nickname, "The Jackhammer" (yeah, the pelvis incident), but Brian keeps a journal of his notable "events" under the title "The Book of ________."
Whatever you call him, he's a real piece of work, I can tell you that.
We're not exactly sure what to do with all this material, we may not have time to distill this all down into a coherent storyline for the Ferndale contest. But at least we have it, encoded and backed up, for future generations to marvel at and wonder ... how? ... and why?
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