Thursday, January 14, 2010

Today's Vitamin Z

Here is a small collection of recent Zachisms, for your enjoyment...


Zach, after I told him he had a really good idea about the sequencing of our stops on the way home from school one day: "Dad. You should always follow MY advice. Never try to make up your own."


Me, updating Zach's iPod Touch apps: "Zach, there is an update to iFart. iFart 2.0. What the heck would they update on iFart?"

Zach: "More farts."


Zach, after a long conversation about colonoscopies and my mother's colon cancer.: "Wow thats cool. Not about your mom having cancer, but about the butt camera!"

1 comment:

wildmary said...

Did he still think the butt camera was cool once you told him he'd have to be subjected to it in a few years...you DID tell him, didn't you?