Thursday, September 3, 2009

72 Inches Of Awkward Fun


I know this isn't really blog material, but then again, what is a blog worth if we can't talk about ALL of the aspects of life, even the disgusting ones. It's not all fairies and food pictures here at World of Wild.

Has it really been five years already?

Tomorrow I go in for my penta-annual scope job of delight. And that means no food today, all I can do is slurp clear liquids laced with industrial-strength laxatives and brace myself for the coming series of "evacuation events" that will grab me by the colon starting sometime early this evening.

Oh joy.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

always one of my favorite pastimes too.......last time Mark had to actually put my jeans on for me cause I had been double anestesized....threats were made about ever wearing jeans again....what a way to start the Labor day wkd...we'll be thinking of you!

Alisa said...

70-freaking-2 inches?

Just where does all that go exactly?

Wait, I know. I just can't believe it's SIX FEET LONG!!!!!!!!!