Zach has a phobia I like to call parciusocuphobia, the fear of creepy-looking eyes. He is especially averse to empty eye sockets, or eyes that hang loose from their owner's skulls by their optic nerves.
So I invented a new kind of eye that I terrified him with all weekend, the poor guy. It's only in jest of course, and he knows it, but it's fun to see him squirm when I talk about the Zach Eye.
The Zach Eye is creepy eye that could be anywhere, but is usually found on very creepy people. The Zach Eye has but one sinister purpose: it trains its gaze on Zach and Zach alone. It will always point towards Zach. If Zach moves, the Zach Eye follows him. If the creepy guy turns around and the eye can't see Zach, it will pop out of his skull and roll around to the back of his head to continue his burning gaze.
At Zach, and only Zach.
The Zach Eye never blinks.
2 comments:
You are MEAN, man! "He is especially averse to empty eye sockets, or eyes that hang loose from their owner's skulls by their optic nerves." And just how often does he come in contact with these freaky organs??
What a good daddy you are! And so sweet, too!
And I was going to ask the very same question as Mary!
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