Tilt-Shift Tinyness

There is a very popular use for tilt-shift lenses, using the tilt feature, that narrows depth of field on long shots so severely as to make them look like fake miniatures. However, the Canon T/S lens I want is $2,500, so I use a fake Photoshop version of the effect involving a gradient blur to get a close approximation. Here's me & Z, fast & tiny!