Press Release

DOGGIE DOOR TRAINING REPORT, DAY FIVE

For Immediate Release

Troy. Troubles continued today in the debacle caused by the sudden appearance of a new portal leading to the dog run. This new door is covered with two flaps of a material that appear to all canines to be impenetrable.

An incident at the entrance involving Coco occurred at approximately 4:35 PM Sunday. A short but intense tussle was ignited and ended with urine being distributed on the walls of the garage, as well as hurt feelings all around.

In later news, Coco escaped the temporary prison compound at the side of the house and was seen running at full tilt across the lawn and through a gap in the neighbor's fence. Recovery operations took almost five minutes.

When all hope of teaching middle-aged dogs new tricks had nearly faded, Jake surprised everyone by coming in through the door by himself, walking into the house, and slurping water from his dish in the laundry room.

Coco has yet to fully grasp the concept.

More news to follow...