For those of you following the drama of my interrupted sleep cycles, the mystery of the shrinking snooze interval has been solved. Seems there is an obscure series of button-pushes that will change the snooze time on my alarm clock. This little gem was hidden deep in the furrowed cracks of the most badly-written owner's manual you're ever likely to come across.
Now my snooze snoozles along at a more respectable ten minutes. Another modern-day pestilence mitigated. Those Neanderthals of ages past never knew how easy that had it, hunting mammoths with wooden spears is nothing compared to doing battle with a scrappy RCA alarm clock.
2 comments:
Now all you need to do is pad the top of your alarm clock with a little shock absorbing foam. By 2 pm your hand would be pretty bruised from all the button pounding every nine minutes.
I wish...but the evil thing shuts the snooze off altogether in a half hour.
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