Marvin Wild, Ingrate

We had a very exciting few moments the other morning, when Zach and I walked to the car and made an exciting discovery on the walkway. Someone had left us a new family member! Like those old tales of babies left at doorsteps, someone left us a little bundle of joy we quickly named Marvin Wild.

But happiness soon changed to bewilderment and then mental anguish as we noticed that our newest family member was ignoring us. It seems he didn't really want to be a part of our lives after all. Humph.

So we took back our gifts and treats and lavish clothing and subscription to "Highlights" magazine and sent Marvin packing.

Ingrate.