Grateful Dad

I leaned over the colorful bucket and looked inside. The water was bright red. Then I looked at the gleaming white shirt, knotted all over with rubber bands.

"Zach, these shirts have to be perfect...are you sure you know how to do this?"

"Dad. I've been doing this for TWO YEARS. I Think I know what I'm doing by now."

(And he did, they came out great).