War In The 21st Century

Excerpt of an old report from the Great Office Wars of 2003:

"So...at this point in the Great War of Dave vs. 2 Late Model Xerox Copiers and One Brand-New LaserJet 6, it seems that the copiers, who took the initiative and struck first at the Battle of Pillar L-9A, have scored a tactical victory by blocking all 11x17 copying in the whole sector. The armies of Dave have been re-grouping and planning a counter attack, armed with two friends and a red ball point pen. The LaserJet Army has yet to strike in this war, but it is known that they have a solid paper jamming strategy in place. More details on the 6PM news..."

General Dave, 1st Engineering Army