Late last night, I was out on our lawn, which was on a very steep hill for some reason. Heather drove our station wagon (we don't have a station wagon in the daytime) up this steep hill and everyone was amazed how well it made the climb. And then I noticed that the neighbors were installing a brand-new fence and they somehow routed it such that it blocked off our yard. They looked at it and then looked at me and shrugged and kept building. I went in the house and got my can of instant fence dissolver and went to work, This erupted into a Hatfield-McCoy type feud, with both sides becoming ever more inventive and angry.
Then the scene abruptly cut to the face of my annoying alarm clock. It was time to get up for work.
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