Corkscrewed Already?

We're planning a "guys only" trip to Cedar Point for July. Jay and Ben, Zach and I, out for a day of sun and roller coasters, cotton candy and salt taffy.

But, we're not even there yet and the park is already trying to stifle our fun:

"Cedar Point has a dress code designed to maintain the park's family atmosphere. Shirts and shoes must be worn at all times, including entering and leaving. Swimwear must be sufficiently covered. Profanity, obscene gestures, obscene statements, pictures of illegal substances, motorcycle colors, insignias of para-military groups, all gang related items on clothing, costumes or disguises that conceal identity are prohibited. Cedar Point reserves the right to refuse admission to anyone who refuses to comply with this dress code."

There goes my special edition "Crips" hemp Speedo idea. I'll let you know how I manage with the "gesture" handicap. This is going to be harder than I thought.