Have you ever noticed that chicken breasts are now growing to enormous proportions? The woman at the meat counter eyed them suspiciously and half-joked that they were "condor breasts". I assume this is not some kind of ultra-rapid selection pressure, but rather a result of massive doses of steroids at the old chicken farm. I can only shudder as I wonder what those chemicals are doing to me and my family.
Although on the plus side I have noticed that I can bench press 750 pounds now, so that's cool.
Still, perhaps it's time for some free range boobs.
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I often wonder if it was eating steroid laced chicken that gave winky his bucked teeth and made him blind? You know what I'm talking about.
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