Math, Reading, And Sticky Underwear

We had "Curriculum Night" at Zach's school last night. This is a five-minute presentation detailing the subjects Zach will be learning in third grade this year, crammed into two hours. It was especially uncomfortable this time because we had gone out to eat right before the event and I was given a lap full of beer and pink lemonade courtesy of our clumsy waiter. With no time to change clothes (or, being twenty miles from home, to buy new ones), I was forced to endure the 85 degree ambient lecture wrapped in hot steamy sugarbeer underpants. It's a feeling not to be missed, truly. You should try it sometime.