So, I had to get more memory in my work computer. Handling large 3D files was simply out of the question without an upgrade to 2GB. Only problem was, any change to the status quo in my computer requires me to interact with an IT guru. This is not something I enjoy, and this time I was in for a real treat. This guy was channeling Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park in classic form. I brought the laptop to his cube and was immediately repulsed by the sickly-sweet smell of sweat mixed with BBQ Pringles. Empty bags of all sorts of junk food littered the otherwise incredibly messy workspace. Old computers, half disassembled, were scattered amongst a backdrop of crinkled papers and greasy napkins, mini screwdrivers and anti-static envelopes.
I had to endure almost twenty minutes of bad jokes and near-maniacal laughter before my computer was upgraded and I was on my way. As I hurriedly exited the cubicle I was nearly pelted by the beginnings of a paper airplane and rubber band fight that was just starting up in the IT area.
If you have ever wondered how much of a geek you are, remember that it's relative. And you are on the Elvis/James Dean side of the curve compared to some people walking this Earth. If you don't believe me, go see Nedry.
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